In the heart of Transylvan-ia, In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah, There's not a vampire zanier than... DUCKULA! He won't bite beast or man, 'Cos he's a vegetari-an. And things never run to plan for... DUCKULA! If you're looking for some fun, You can always count upon, The wild and wacky one they call... DUCKULA! Heh, heh. Count Duckula! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! In this episode, it was revealed that Nanny makes a sarsaparilla powerful enough to blow a person's head clean off.