Nurse (DVD)

Ursula Andress has been voted the top bond girl of all time, and her walking out of the Caribean sea in Dr No with that bikini is one of Cinema s defining iconic moments. Well, if you've ever wondered what she'd look without, then reach for The Nurse! Literally: Andress is undressed for most part of this puns-filled romp-com. Jack Palance plays a mean off-beat American tycoon looking to buy a vineyard in the beautiful Venetto hills... The old Italian owner doesn't want to sell, his greedy madcap family does.. the old man is a randy lecher who is convalescing from his last bonk-induced heart-attack. Family hires Nurse Ursula Andress to .. ahem .. undress and give the old man another - and they hope, this time fatal - cardiac arrest.. so they can sell the Pinot Grigio Estate and get rich! All barmy fizzy fun, and the clincher: this is the only non-Bond franchise with a second Bond girl: Luciana Paluzzi, the one in skin-tight black leathers on the motorbike in Thunderball... here without leathers. Or anything...